wrongevity

The length of time a stubborn persistence of righteousness in a petty argument can be sustained despite proof to the contrary.

Stewart's innate sense of wrongevity was only closely contested by his utter inablility to hit the toilet bowl.

by Thingything July 11, 2009

Wrong Mower

1.When someone is consecutively wrong on a test or some other sort of exam.

Example:
1.Larry: Dude I missed the last 10 questions on my Calc test!

Albert:Yeah you just got wrong mowered right there.

2. Teacher: And Tony, what do you think the answer is?
Tony: C. Actually no, wait D. No... Its gotta be A
Teacher: Well umm actually the answer is B.
Me: Wrong mowered

by Albert Pineda September 16, 2009

wrongle

Wrong dongle. A dongle is a small piece of hardware that connects to a laptop or desktop computer. You generally need 3-5 of these to connect your newest Mac laptop to anything.

Friend 1 trying to set up a presentation and making the whole meeting wait: "Everyone admire my new mapple book! Wait, does anyone have component XYZ? I only have these 15 other dongles!"

Friend 2: "Dude you brought the wrongle."

by john nonymous October 1, 2009

wrongmance

when someone thinks they found romance but in actual fact they've dangerously fallen in love with the wrong person.that person that will most likely take advantage of them or break their heart.

Sandra Bullock been wrongmanced bad dude.everyone knew right from the start her husband was foul.

she's really into that player,bro that's straight up wrongmance.

by meckox March 29, 2010

wrongurgitate

(verb) to repeat and perpetuate a falsehood, especially through direct copy and pasting. This happens most often on discussion boards through chain email.

Many people on the user forum wrongurgitate information - they copy and paste the same incorrect information. The falsehood persists because people keep wrongurgitating it, just like an urban legend.

by Arksardan April 5, 2010

Wrongies

The opposite of righties. Not good, or not correct.

The Rapcat is so wrongies.

by The Mac-ill-wayne December 9, 2010

wrong-cumfully abused

when one is pleasuring them selves to multiple images/videos on the internet... as they approach their climax feel a heightened crave to search for a better or more appealing image/video to their liking and end up reaching their climax to an image/video that it's unbearably reasonable to understand how they just ejaculated on their hand/computer/towel/paper towel/carpet/ceiling to an image/video they got caught watching while clicking and pointing in a fanatic hysteria of indulgence

you or someone you know is checking out some great porn... you click on another thumbnail of a related porn because they are tagged similarly and before you know it after a few more points and clicks you get a video of something that is nothing like the thumbnail image displayed and are wrong-cumfully abused to something you would normally make a sour face at.

by BrainAssembler November 26, 2010