dutch wrinkle

One who ask within great distaste. Usually said to a man but ofter refering to a womans body.

Come play football with us, quite being a dutch wrinkle.

by sillylilruffle September 18, 2006

wrinkled grape drapes

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation

dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!

by EG67 July 21, 2011

wrinkled rat's ass

What you give when you don't care about something; see flying fuck, ask me if I care?

Howard Dean's in town! I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass!

by octopod November 22, 2003

a wrinkle in her dollar

finding out a girlfriend or previous sexual partner has an STD.

I am scared because I found out my ladyfriend had a wrinkle in her dollar

by Josh October 20, 2004

Wrinkle Her Lunch

Abbreviation for the term ("I ate her lunch and wrinkled her school clothes"), which refers to the practice of delivering cutalingus and acidently ejaculating on her ensamble.

Alex hold my drink real quick, I'm going to over to caddy's. Why? Alex, I am going to wrinkle her lunch.

by Jungle Junky June 06, 2010

fecal wrinkle sprinkle

a food particle stuck in the sphinter of your asshole.

man that peanut is sure one painful fecal wrinkle sprinkle.

by sickone April 18, 2004

wrinkled brown trout

A piece of fecal matter distinguished by its length to girth ratio of 4:1 or greater and having a wrinkled texture, typically associated with insufficient hydration.

That wrinkled brown trout I dropped looked good enough to eat.

by Joshua K May 08, 2006