Porridge Wog 

Porridge Wog is a nickname for a Scotsman.

There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.

Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.

Porridge Wog by Daw the Gnaw July 15, 2011

Greasy Wog 

Ryan Winter

Greasy Wog by Emmett Wood May 4, 2003

hog wog 

HOGWOG is a Harry Potter-exque phrase which describes the impossible matchup between the Harlem Globtrooers (HG) and the Washington Generals (WG). HOG+WOG

I wanted to see who might be awarded "Best Actress", but Meryl Streep was the HOG WOG of the evening, thanks to her "Lifetime Achievement" award. I then switched to QVC

hog wog by Baxterrocky1 January 8, 2017

Taking the wog for a dalk 

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.

Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.

Taking the wog for a dalk by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017

black cog wog 

A person with the heritage of aboriginal Australia and dutch decent.

"aye look it's that dirty black cog wog" -jade

black cog wog by theonlyblackclogwog December 25, 2017

black clog wog

A person with the heritage of indigenous Australian and Dutch decent.

"Aye look at that dirty black clog wog, she filthy ididn't she" - jade

black clog wog by theonlyblackclogwog December 25, 2017

Chicken Wog 

A person who is considered ethnic, normally from the middle East or Southern Europe, who acts very tamed and isn't wild or loud.

Hey George, you're such a chicken wog bro be loud and wild, you're acting different.

Chicken Wog by Jonas Emesly September 16, 2018