Underwater Basket Weaving

The act of female masturbation in a bath.

Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.

by CKing February 8, 2013

Bed Wetting Drunk

Scuba Steve of Orlando after many Flaming Volcanoes at Kobe Steakhouse, bowling alley karaoke w/ B-52 shots and shotgunning PBRs at The Lodge

Looks like someone is getting Bed Wetting Drunk again!

by Schwiggity June 19, 2008

Wearing white

A expression to mean "relaxed" or "chilled".

Tyler was wearing white when talking to that girl, hes such a player!

by DaXqtftqx December 13, 2010

Wexting

To send picture text message of ones "wenis" or "wagina"

Bob got in trouble for Wexting by sending a text picture of his wenis to every one at school!!

by jrturbo October 15, 2010

A new tie I am wearing

What is said when a man doesn't have any balls, a final admitance of conformity.

"I don't have any nuts, but look, it's a new tie I am wearing?"

by Varris August 29, 2003

Weaving

A potentially-contact sport involving the expert ability to excuse oneself through a crowd--two people or more--when it is utterly unnecessary to walk through them. Usually leads to mass confusion of the people through whom the weaver is weaving; expect uncalled-for apologies and/or anger. Primarily implemented as a source of entertainment for observers. Also can be applied to generally inserting oneself temporarily into another's space or cramped locations without reason. Men and women who successfully weave should be regarded as maestros of trolling. Overly-ambitious weavers can attempt the slow, backwards double low-deuces pose as they move.

George was weaving through a group of girls in the cafeteria even though there was 10 feet of walking space on either side of them. What a weirdo.

Why is Johnny weaving under the hand-dryers being used in the men's restroom?

by Keat the Peat August 26, 2013

A new tie I am wearing

A happy exclimation!

HEY BOB! A new tie I am wearing!

by penguin October 28, 2002