walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

Walmart Internet

Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.

Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET

by Killzonebear September 24, 2014

Walmart Expedition

When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.

Bro you wanna go on a walmart expedition?

by Snipplez June 9, 2020

Walmart Girl

A woman who from her appearance is evident that she shops exclusively at Walmart and bites her nails and has bland personality

what is that girl wearing is she a Walmart girl

by brownfromindia April 15, 2023

WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Walmart Wifi

A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi

"My wifi is so slow today. I hate having walmart wifi"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 27, 2016

Walmart P.M.

A tired/droopy/exhausted feeling experienced right when one walks into WalMart.

Person A - I can't sleep, i'm going to go to WalMart.

Person B - Ahh WalMart P.M.
Gotcha.

by brandt77 February 11, 2008