Walrus

1) A large mammal with the second largest penis in the world. Spends most of its time in the ocean or sunning itself

2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates

- "Did you see that walrus!"
- "How could I not...he took up the whole couch!"

by Seaworld September 20, 2007

walruss

another name for alex helms

the animal control shot 5 tanks into alex helms because they mistaked him for a walruss

by jamal smith February 25, 2005

Sloppy Walrus

When a girl sucks two penises at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. This give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.

Dude1: Bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.

Dude 1&2: (Sigh)

by The Jazziest Jew April 8, 2013

Walrus

The flacid nipple of a woman's breast.

MJ: Dude, my nipples are flaccid.
MN: Look at dat walrus!

by walruslover69 September 16, 2011

Walrus Manouver

Having sex doggie style with an obese, buck toothed woman.

Adam LOVES the walrus manouver!

by moggle_poggle February 28, 2009

walrus style

When he fucks her from behind and asks "Who am I?" and she replies in a thick Japanese accent "You're the walrus! You're the walrus! Koo koo kajoob!" until he cums then sticks a flower in her butt.

When we stayed at that cabin we had sex in every position you could Imagine...even walrus style!

by hippiecabinlover March 14, 2019

Tackus Wackus

This person is fucking gay or annoying. Everybody dislikes a tackus wackus. It can be referred to a person as a funny word aswell.

I was in a call with my friend Hippo. He is kind of a tackus wackus.

by Asyc April 26, 2019