Definitions by Seaworld

Walrus 

1) A large mammal with the second largest penis in the world. Spends most of its time in the ocean or sunning itself

2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates

- "Did you see that walrus!"
- "How could I not...he took up the whole couch!"

Walrus by Seaworld September 20, 2007