Wafflecopter

A wafflecopter is a helicopter that makes people happy because some people just like a helicopters... but its true function is dropping waffles to the people below to make them even happier.

1. Wafflecopters make me happy people I get free food.
2. Those damn wafflecopters, stop dropping waffles on the ground everywhere, you are getting shit on them.

by KoKo37 November 10, 2008

Musty Waff

When you let out a fart that, while not loud or seemingly harmful, produces an extremely noxious odor similar to the smell of cat shit mixed with mothballs.

David crop dusted a group of girls that were seated in the Food Court at the mall. Although he figured it would smell, he did realize that he cut a Musty Waff until he turned around and all of the girls were gagging and choking.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

turd waffle

a turd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.

I made a turd waffle then ate it.

by the big nutcracker May 13, 2005

wiffle-waffle

To say a lot, but mean not a damned thing...analagous to filibuster. Also can be used to describe a person who does said action.

"In that meeting all he did was wiffle-waffle and now I don't know any more than I did before!"

"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"

by BrettMan May 19, 2004

Waffle Princess

A girl who likes her waffle eaten. She lets guys make a waffle call late at night. She doesn't discriminate, everyone can have her waffle. She's even been known to give her 2 cats her waffle. She can only become a waffle Queen after her waffles' have been eaten by many, MANY people (animals included).

Did you see the size of her waffle?

They don't call her the waffle princess for nothing.

I'm hungry and drunko, wtf do i do?

Visit the waffle princess, she'll fill you up.

by Joe Hammer November 28, 2011

Soggy Waffle Game

When a group of males site in a circle with a waffle in the center, they then begin to masturbate to the point of ejaculation and try to hit the waffle. The person who ejaculates last then has to eat the waffle.

Dude, thats nastier then a Soggy Waffle Game

by Charles Footpenis February 26, 2011

dagus wafer

1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.

2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.

3. see: dingleberry.

4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.

Ray: "Dude, I just got fired! That's SO dagus wafer!"

Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."

by name witheld January 7, 2005