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when I were a lad...

Prefix to tale of hardship from which the individual emerged to live a more fulfilling and successful life than yours...
When I were a lad... I wore a cardboard box and ate dirt. But that didn't stop me from founding an Internet retail empire and making millions.
by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008
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when sheep fly

when your idea is so dumb and unrealistic that it's ugly to look at
Peter: I will be a robot one day and fly to the center of the earth!
Ronald: Yeah sure.... when sheep fly.
by iamdaonetheone January 1, 2019
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when things got hairy

A phrase to signify when you started puberty
Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"

Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."
by von groovy June 6, 2019
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when place show

You call somebody's bluff / bullshit. When someone calls that, you MUST tell the truth.
Molly: Seriously, you were sleeping!

Tracy: When place show, are you teasing me or are you telling the truth?

Molly: When place show, you were sleeping!
by MollzieBallzie April 22, 2020
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When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020
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When the sunshine we shine together

Told You I Would Be Here Forever! Looks Like You Like Rihanna’s Song Umbrella!
when the sunshine we shine together!

told you I would be here forever!
by canyon is dumb June 27, 2021
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