booty whacked

When one is whacked, hit, or on rare occasions pummelled by a female's obscenely powerful dancing and shaking of the Gluteus Maximus. Many African American females have been reported to have done this.
Wow, Shaniquwa is really shaking it! Dayyyuuummm, she just booty whacked the shit outta my hand!
by CarlGundlefinger June 19, 2011
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smacking and whacking

Smacking and whacking cause I’m the only one with standards low enough to fuck me.
by Jaymez Renhcel January 25, 2018
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ham whack

"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."
by P. Dub August 31, 2007
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back and whack

the massage places that give you a happy ending
Rob: That oriental chick at the back and whack gave me the best hand job
Tim: Oriental is a rug, those chicks are asian
Rob: I fucked your sister
by Wally Krunk from the grave August 21, 2009
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Wave Whacking

When in an aquatic environment, such as a hot tub or pool, you and your bros take turns vigorously waving your hand in the direction of a bro's genital region to stimulate sexual gratification. This is best done when there is no female present. To clear up any discrepancies about ones sexual orientation, the act of wave whacking is non-homosexual, because there is no physical contact with the other bros body.

see also: dutch rudder
So the other day in the hot tub, Jerry was feeling down about himself because of a girl, so I helped a brotha out and gave him a wave whacking.

When my friends and I have a rough week in school, we take turns wave whacking each other in the hot tub.

After a late unsuccessful night at the club, sometimes you need a bro to wave whack with.
by DJ Didyomom December 30, 2011
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Whack Stallion

Adj. General term used to describe the over all poor quality of a person, place or thing. A derrivative of weak sauce, it's a more underground means of referring to someone who is, in fact, weak sauce.

Robert: Hey, Ira, how's you do on Mr. Fabregas' test?

Ira: Bro, that test was whack stallion.
by yumul November 07, 2006
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Whack the Gopher

While tapping a woman from behind, pull out your penis abruptly and jab it into her ass numerous times at random intervals. When she cocks her head back in surprise, whack her on the back of the head with your shoe.
I had to go to the Assaker house again last night. John's mom wanted me to play 'Whack the Gopher' with her again.
by Big Nose Jewboy October 23, 2007
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