Turkey Wasted 

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.

Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh

Turkey Wasted by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016

Absolutely Wasted 

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

Absolutely Wasted by LionelHutz February 17, 2017

Gainesville wasted 

Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:

-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.

-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.

-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."

-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.

"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."

"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."

Gainesville wasted by Gnmuller November 29, 2021

Hoedown-wasted 

Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.

Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.

Hoedown-wasted by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023

bobby knight wasted 

The act of becoming so drunkly angry that one succumbs to the urge to throw various pieces of furniture across any given room.

After a failed attempt to kiss that girl last night, Danny got so Bobby Knight wasted that he threw an armchair across our hotel room.

bobby knight wasted by Danny Knight May 13, 2014

saco de wasted 

In South America, a "saco de wasted" is a saco de huevas ('sack of balls' in english) that is wasted. Instead of the usual "saco de huevas" (which means an extremely stupid and egocentric guy), this stupid mf is wasted.

ayer ví a un saco de wasted. el muy weón no paraba de empujar a la gente.

saco de wasted by chileanchicken August 13, 2018

White Belt Wasted 

Someone intoxicated that rarely drinks and makes a fool of themselves

Jeff: Cassie got wasted for the first time last night, and took a piss in the trash can in the kitchen.
Carl: Oh man, White Belt Wasted for sure...

White Belt Wasted by The Real Boyardee December 22, 2018