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Video Game

(n.) Vid•e•o Game


1. An escape from the real world.

2. One of zillions of ways to spend twenty dollars.

3. Or, as the The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition would say, "An electronic or computerized game played by manipulating images on a video display or television screen."
Boy's Mother: *sigh* I swear! All that boy ever does is video games, video games, and more video games!
by The Mysterious Definer March 17, 2004
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Video Games

3D or 2D virtual games that can waste your time for good and fun.
I play videogames because the world outside my house burns t3h Sk1n.
by Sephyr February 4, 2004
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Snuff Video

A video where the "actor" is either murdered or commits suicide. Either the greatest thing you'll see all day or the thing that will haunt you at night, depending on who you are.
Guy 1:"Dude snuff video's get me so hard"
Guy 2:"What the fuck is wrong with you. Those videos are fucked up!"
Guy 1:"You're just a pussy, i've been watching them since 7th grade!"
Guy 2:"You need help, I got to go."
by Dickonym October 3, 2015
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magic video tape

This is the VHS tape that was miraculously found by US troops in Afghanistan which contained an alleged confession by Osama bin Laden to be the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. He previously denied involvement so it was fortuitous that this tape was found in a country the size of Texas. The man in the video tape does not really look like bin Laden but the media has failed to point this out.
Bush's case against al Quaeda was shaky until they found the magic video tape.
by Kopernikus August 5, 2010
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Video Games

Invented so that teenage boys would have something else to do rather than masturbate all day.
Jake masturbates less because of video games but he still spends his time masturbating for two times longer then the amount of time playing on his xbox.
by OrnluTheWolf April 13, 2011
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video sex

It’s just like phone sex but on video call like FaceTime or Skype. You usually show yourself masturbstating and act as if y’all fucking.
Carmen: Oh my god girl Sean and I had some bomb ass video sex last night!
Keisha: Deadass?
Carmen: Yea I squirted all over my phone!
by Nisey27 April 19, 2018
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