a classy blow job.
like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.
like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
Get the southern valentine mug.A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019
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by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
Get the Jack Valentine mug.The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022
Get the Goth Valentine’s Day mug.(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day
(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”
by Sir guuuunels February 15, 2022
Get the Belated Valentine’s Day mug.Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.
by distributedledger September 10, 2022
Get the Funny Valentine mug.The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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