Underclassmen

Children who are obsessed with making pointless Facebook statuses, usually consisting of "LIKE DIS STATIS IF U WANNA B IN MY BOX!!!" or "Omgg he dusnt liek me....**** lol (:" and potentially causing social problems/embarrassing themselves (you can't spell embarrass without ASS!) by copy/pasting pictures of themselves next to some other child in Microsoft Paint and attaching a stupid caption written in Comic Sans asking people to pick who is more attractive, then tagging random people in said picture on Facebook. Belong on MySpace with the other children.

7th grader: HiiIIi guiseee<33 v0tE FOR Me in MEE vsss KYALEIEaAaAAa....<#33***
8th grader: oMGGGGGG LOL your pix is cuteee<3**&F/ehd
9th grader: HEY L0L GIRL<3 ADD ME T0 UR BOX WHORE333 LMAOOO
10 grader: co0oo0ol. going to bed. your stiupid. don't text.*
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up, you stupid underclassmen.

by yesimad October 24, 2010

Undercover

Dressing or wearing urban clothes while mixing it up with Hot Topic accessories, standing out from the rest, dressed in urban clothing while listening to hardcore/metal, punk rock, alt. rock, etc...

"He/she is an undercover they like to listen to rock music" "Riff has an undercover ass hardcore band" "I saw some undercover people at the Heaven Shall Burn show"

by The Day You Saw Me Die March 1, 2010

Undead Cow

A cow that has come back from the dead to avenge the butcher who slaughtered it.

Endorsed by PETA

The ranch was overrun by a herd of undead cows. No one survived.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

undecisionatory

The state of not being able to make decisions.

See also: decisionatory.

Frank was rather undecisionatory, and didn't know what to pick to have for dinner.

by Pyraticen October 17, 2008

underconstumble

To understand, mostly. Something you say when you think you've almost got it, almost understand.

After being told to remember a long list of directions to get to the airport, she said, "I underconstumble".

by Larke October 22, 2008

undercover redneck

noun. person. A redneck who is forced to lose his mullet, drive a car instead of a pick-up truck, refrain from wearing camouflage clothing or otherwise disguise his natural appearance. Also, a individual who outwardly can be classified as a yuppie or liberal who secretly enjoys beef jerky, pork rinds, cheap beer, NASCAR and firearms.

Leroy who is a loan officer at the bank is an undercover redneck.

by Leroy777 November 1, 2009

Undercover Blocker

On most occasions, someone who, at a party, infiltrates a room where a couple is obviously trying to spend some time "alone". There's different variations of this type of character. Most of the time, an Undercover Blocker pretends to be asleep in the same room in order to be witness to teen-age sexual acts. Other times they often come in and out of rooms hoping to catch someone in the act. Any door that is unlocked is usually fair game for the Undercover Blocker.

Jon: Did Nick seriously pass out in that room?
Mike: I don't know man, I think he's just pretending in order to see that chick naked, or join in. No idea what his intentions are, man.
Jon: Wow, another Undercover Block. Nick is the freaking man.

Jeff: Dude, I just heard Jenny and Bob talk about going upstairs and making out in the bathroom. Wtf?!
Ian: Wow...Looks like I'm gonna have to go undercover tonight.
Jeff: What do you mean?
Ian: Undercover blocker... I'm going to go take a shit so they can't come in. Extra stank.
Jeff: Fucking genius.

by nandeezy August 17, 2010