uh ums

jeans with no pockets

I am tired of buying jeans just to find out they uh ums when I reach for my pockets

by Ya ya k August 22, 2020

Um, excuse me?

When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.

Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?

by keykodyssey December 07, 2017

um im thirtheen

A way of flexing that your 13, and able to cum. Mainly used by the male gender, since we all know, females can't cum.

human1: LOL i bet ur like 9
human2: um im thirtheen

by pablo the picasso September 09, 2021

um kiri

there is a guy in nit who's called this

he is a myth a legend a definition of this word

hey um kiri come here.

by lucifer13; January 08, 2025

Um idek

Wait js trying something

Um idek

by ilovehotguys!7 February 15, 2022

cheeze ums

It is white it tastes like cheese, good girls swallow, it can only come from stroking the dick back and forth

" in my the face harder , just pullout I don't have birth control". CHEEZE UMS

by Hey my name is big john January 03, 2017

Um mug

I know you want a mug that says cum mug

I gave me boss a um mug.

by Looks great on a mug March 29, 2020