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When you jerk off while wearing boxing gloves.
Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.
A Tyson by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011

tiger tyson 

Tiger Tyson is a pseudonym for the thugporn.com star. He is biracial of African-American and Puerto Rican extraction, famed for an especially large penis, remarkable body and bubble butt. A native of Brooklyn, New York, Tyson filmed his last movie "The Show Part 1" the first ever gay DVD shot in high end with an interracial cast. Tiger Tyson formed Tiger Tyson Productions in 20002 and Pitbull Productions in 2004 and blogs regularly at TigerTysonblog.com
Tiger Tyson is a good example for other gay people because he openly supports AIDS research, campaigns for gay rights and always uses a condom in his thugporn.com series.
tiger tyson by Kit Lambert June 11, 2006

milk tyson 

Milk tyson's new cd came out this week

milk tyson holds the record for most pizza's eaten in a day

milk tyson looks like a chipmunk
milk tyson by jennaco April 24, 2011

mike tyson

Very funny idiot who likes to stomp on people's testicles and eat children, and sees women as objects.
"I wish some of you guys had children for I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles..."

"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse."
mike tyson by James... September 16, 2006

50 tyson 

a cross bread between 50 cent and Mike Tyson that has autism but makes up for it with his incredible rapping skills
50 tyson has the best lines ive ever heard
50 tyson by joeTT March 20, 2011

The Mike Tyson 

Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.
Accidents happen, Kevin. Even though you pulled The Mike Tyson, she's got another ear.