Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

by JbJr03 July 30, 2010

workout tweet

a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)

Wall Post
Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.

by CatSheman October 20, 2010

Drunk Tweet

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.

Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet

by PG96 December 29, 2011

Gain Tweet

When you gain several twitter followers from having absolutely no talent or reason for having so many followers, for example going online and paying lots of money for twitter followers, buying twitter accounts off of others which already have several hundred-thousand followers, or going online and completing lots of surveys which require lots of extremely personal information to get more followers.

Aquafina: OMG Evian, you know that ratchet girl in my chem class, Dasani? Well Fiji told me that she gain tweets once a month. Last week she bought an account with 300,000 followers for $89,000 bucks!

Evian: OMG I never liked that girl anyway, lol
Aquafina: Omg Evian shut up you're so young, never say lol again, thats like cool slang for like third graders.
Evian: sorry aquafina
Aquafina: it's okay, evian

by Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha July 13, 2015

Shatner tweet

Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."

I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.

by LizLibertine August 14, 2012

Banger Tweet

Ranboo

person 1: that's a banger Tweet
person 2; no that's @Ranboo

by HerobrineKinnie420 October 11, 2020

robo-tweet

Automatic direct messages (DM's) used by Twitter users. Often used to send a DM to new followers, or as auto-replies when on vacation.

Ellen was all jazzed and shit to get a DM from THE_REAL_SHAQ, but it was just a robo-tweet.

by jt_urban January 12, 2009