Twat Tweet

A random nude picture, commonly sent through social media, that displays all or some genitalia.

"You know you can trust me with some twat tweets baby!"

Or

Person 1: "Did you see the pic James got at 4am last night?"

Person 2: "Ya, that was one nice twat tweet."

by Xeroe July 17, 2014

tweet explosion

Caused when a user hasn't been on twitter in a while, and has lots of @replys. The user tweets masses for a short period of time, most likely in the space of a few minutes, and then goes back to their normal rate of tweeting.

Johnny - I haven't been on twitter in a while.
Carlos - Oh, well you'd better get there quickly, loads of people have been tweeting you since you came out of the closet.
Johnny - Oh, you're probably right. Ha, this is gonna be a massive tweet explosion.

by fatherhoey May 09, 2010

junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 07, 2011

Tweet Madness

The act of over tweeting until one winds up in twitter jail for a time out

If you tweet too much or retweet other tweets , twitter will shut you down for an hour or more.This is called Tweet Madness

by JayLynx August 10, 2010

Viral Tweet

A "tweet" is a slang term to describe what people do on twitter when they post a message of text to their profile. If lucky enough their tweet could go viral, just like this tweet.

Damn, did you see Jeff's Viral tweet? he posted a screenshot of an urban dictionary definition he made up and is now viral.

by Jeffifunnyy April 06, 2019

Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 13, 2011

Tweet rage

Like road rage. Extremely hostile and aggressive behaviour displayed whilst tweeting rather than driving. Similar lack of comeback from objects of rage due to encasement in protective bubble . NEVER succumb to these two types of rage at the same time.

'The Donald flew into a tweet rage immediately he woke up this morning and is still at it .........'.

by John from Dorset June 16, 2017