Tufts Mock Trial

The most successful team at Tufts University. The coolest group of kids at Tufts University. Represent Tufts University better than every other member of the Tufts Community.

I wish I was smart enough or cool enough to be on the Tufts Mock Trial team... alas, I'm not, I guess I'll go do mock at harvard or something...

by TU '06 March 1, 2009

turdslice

Jim Wilke, or any other IRL fan who is too dumb to even classify as a full turd. The word "turdslice" is used to describe an extremely dumb motherfucker without insulting the class of dumbfucks and dipshits.

Jim, stop being a turdslice and admit that the IRL is gay!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Turdshot

Pellets of hard shit that explosively leave your ass like a shotgun.

When they velveeta log jam finally broke free I unleashed a blast of double ought turdshot. It even chipped the porcelain.

by The Teflon Scrotum May 27, 2020

rubbin' tufts

The act of sexual intercourse, named after the (sometimes) hairy pubic areas involved in said activity.

Joe: Holy shit, Brad... last night was amazing!

Brad: You get lucky with Sarah?

Joe: Fuck yeah, dude... we were rubbin' tufts all night long!

(Brad and Joe high-five.)

by Indiana Joe August 4, 2007

Pinocchio Turds

When shit gets real.

Pinocchio was "fake" (a puppet) but became a real boy.

Columbine was straight Pinocchio Turds, man

by 3b0nk4 March 30, 2011

Ruddy Turnstone

1. a bird native to the sanibel area of florida
2. a mysterious and pleasurable sexual act.

1. The brown ruddy turnstone flew onto my front porch yesterday

Marcela and Jackie gave Brett and Danny the best Ruddy Turnstones while they were in Sanibel.

by The House of Ybel July 12, 2011

Turks

Bunch of wankers who try and take another country's property.

Hide your iPod, those Turks over there are eyeing it.

by Anagnostis March 6, 2011