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turning my swag on

biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over
Turning my swag on: I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having sex with me...

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.. and I jizzed in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
by the one and only Malibu March 25, 2009
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Tubing

Sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a garden hose or similar object, and then is sucked out of the hose by another individual.
Sally was quite turned on by the idea of tubing with her boyfriend.
by Savka Mladenovich May 2, 2004
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Turning Into A Tree

When you're playing a game and there's some glitch that makes you die twice on the same life (ie. You get shot and fall off a cliff, two people shoot you at the exact same time).
Phil: Ha! Clyde, I shot you!
George: No, I shot him!
Clyde: I'm turning into a tree here!
by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011
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steam tubing

having a girl use a tube to blow smoke into her pussy then breathing in the smoke as you fuck her
i was steam tubing with that bitch and got high as fuck
by phyzc1 January 28, 2012
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the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.
Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2015
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the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.
Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself. one of the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016 is because she tried to be the pot turning the kettle black when it came to finding negative things to say about Donald Trump
by Sexydimma November 17, 2016
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turning off the hot water

A euphemism for having a vasectomy.
1). I can't get you pregnant I had the hot water turned off.
2). I don't want to get her pregnant so tomorrow I am turning off the hot water.
by Packrat Dragon May 17, 2010
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