Toddler

Toddler was used since rock age for their abilities to hand to hand combat.They measure less than 2 feets tall and can kick yo grandmother ass more easily than chuck norris can.They hit the gym all days of the week.

Hey yo, jeff was dead attacked by a gym toddler!

by Ze8mx December 6, 2012

toddlerdiddler

One who diddles toddlers.

After getting busy with that 7 year old, Bourne became a toddlerdiddler.

by Wazley October 16, 2007

turdle

A piece of poop with a surface shaped not unlike the shell of a turtle.

Dude, I totally left a turdle in starbucks today!

by Allah Tess December 15, 2008

turdlet

A one sentence paragraph or paragraph fragment.

These paragraphs are turdlets:
"Molly ran after the laser.

Molly became tired after two minutes of chasing."

by jimbo@bob March 31, 2008

turdler

A nickname; Someone who is overly annoying and refuses to change. Someone who is an annoyance or a pain to deal with. Often used in sibling rivalry and friendly banter. See Turdle, Turdlet

You're such a Turdler, quit butting in all the time.

by Slinkyboy January 9, 2005

Toddle

A baby that offers Blowjobs at low prices.

"Man that toddle gave a great dick suck, and for only 2 dollars!"

by j0ngen January 21, 2009

Turddle

The small amount of a turd left in the toilet after flushing.

There was a turddle in the toilet next to the skid mark.

by DescriptiveDiva June 19, 2011