Trombone Pussy

When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.

Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there

by dankest of teh dank February 2, 2015

Canadian Trombone

When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.

Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.

by Stretch_Carrot December 1, 2019

Mediasite Trombone

Receiving a Rusty Trombone while mediasiting lectures

I heard Stephen was getting a Mediasite trombone while he was catching up on Micro lectures.

by Richie Rich 89 December 2, 2010

The Trombone Section

the trombone section is the section of the band room, trombone players are typically memers and sacrifice children. they will not hesitate to sacrifice the clarinets. the trombone section is a scary place for non-trombone players.

"hey, why is the trombone section so scary?" "cause your a clarinet"

by yaboygerard November 14, 2019

play the trombone

Having a woman lick your ass from behind and stroke your big fat hard cock.

Janet was on the rag so I asked her to play the trombone on me to get me off.

by Dave Buffalo March 30, 2014

Sliding trombone

Two dicks in one hole thus the shafts of each penis would have to touch. The gyrating motion of sex would cause each shaft to slide past the other. This issue can happen on purpose or accident.

Micah and Tim were banging Cindy one in the pink and one in the stink when Micah slid out and instantly joined Tim in a sliding trombone

by wtf325! July 19, 2017

Trombone player

They are typically like all low wind player gooffy in a fun way and are the smartest in the band.
They also make the best Drum Majors. They also pull all of the color gaurd. cause they hot

Wow that Trombone player is so cool
I know

by Trombone gang December 22, 2022