yup on my tractor

Best song in existence

Yup on my tractor: Best song in existence : Not fucking playing around Jenny, get in the fuckin' house now bitch
You better count your fucking days' mom, fuck you all bitch

Chorus
I just got some new boots, and a new tractor
Get on my tractor, ran right past her
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor
Finna marry my sister, 'cause she's fuckin' hot bro
I just got some new boots, finna hop on my tractor (Yee-haw)
I hopped on my tractor, I rode straight past her (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)

Verse
Take a look at my boots, diamondback snake skin
Man I love tobacco dip, that shit makes my head spin
My wife has a flat ass, but she has some big tits
Try to fuck my wife, don't you fuckin risk it
12 Gauge buckshot, aim it at your dreadlocks
My wife wants to fuck me 'cause I have a fat cock
And I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four wheel drive
I'm eating some deer meat, country boys can survive

Chorus
I just got some new boots and a new tractor
Get on my tractor, ran right past her
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor
Finna marry my sister, 'cause she's fucking hot bro
I just got some new boots, finna hop on my tractor (Yee-haw)
I hopped on my tractor, I rode straight past her (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)

by YUPONMYTRACTOR6661342080085 May 1, 2019

Trouble in Traitor Town

Here's a game where you can either be Innocent, Detective or Traitor. Innocents roam around and suspect other people while trying not to be brutally ass fucked by Traitors. Traitors try to kill Innocents and Detectives with their gear such as knives and radars. Detectives also have gear but they are supporting Innocents and trying to butt rape Traitors. All in all, a game about trusting and butt raping.

Person 1: "Hey you wanna play TTT?(trouble in traitor town)"
Person 2: "That weird ass game where I got shot in the head then rage quit?"
Person 1: "Naw you're just trash pussy"

by Thepesuhandle April 9, 2019

Race Traitor

Someone who betrays his/her race by siding with another race.

In other words, something that's impossible on Earth since humans are the only setinent race here, and all are 99% genetically identical to each other.

If a male animal and a female animal can under normal circumstances bear offspring, and that offspring is also capable of reproduction, then the male and female animal are same race. Simple biology here, folks.

Amy (a White girl) betrayed Rick (an Asian man) by dumping him for an alien invader from Neptune, while also providing the invaders with aid and support. Thus, she bacame a Race Traitor for betraying humanity.

by Shock Mama March 18, 2005

Tator Tot

Perez Hiltons nickname for Britney Spears oldest son, Sean Preston Federline.

"Tator Tot cried because his mom, Britney, dropped him.... Again."

by unfitney January 25, 2008

Dick Tator

When your penis is large and in charge!

Or when a mans package is so noticeably huge that it looks like he stuffed.

Man I have a dick tator going on in my pants!

That man has a dick tator going on over there!

by hagnfag December 30, 2010

Tractor Face

A person(usualy a male) Who has big lips, bad acne, and a chin like this;
\__/
hair that goes in front of eyes, covering the large forehead. (head shaped like a wierd puenut?

an ugly boy.

boy* HEYY SKIPPER
person* HEYY TRACTOR FACEE.

by muhahahahaah :) February 27, 2009

imi-tator

where da gay man h4cky0u can't spel and finks hes funi by callin h4ck-y0u imi-tators! Real funi person!

PeSt u r a imi-tator!

by Roger mcullen October 2, 2007