Toucheebag

1. One that uses "touchee" to much
2. One that uses "touchee" incorrectly

Person 1: It's a nice day out.
Person 2: Yeah it is, we should have class outside today.
Person 1: Touchee

- In this case Person 1 would be a toucheebag

by Regnig April 21, 2009

trouché

A clever combination of the words true and touchet into one word.

Something that is true, but topping or providing a clear superior alternative to a previous satement

mediocre friend 1: "the best game in the world is super smash bros".

awesome friend 2: "Actually, it is super smash bros 64". -

mediocre friend 1:"Trouchét, sir"

by donkey kong 46 February 11, 2010

get touched

To get stabbed

Get touched

"Got touched and left blood"

- from a gang song I heard onetime

by Queenmoob September 10, 2018

touche

\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef

verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily

While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.

Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.

by Toucher February 25, 2012

touched

someone who is feeling high

#1: yo are you touched off that splee?
#2: yea yo im fuckin touched

by -[omar]- September 24, 2006

touche en garde!

to touch people or surfaces with confidence against infectious germs

Prepare yourself with "touche en garde!".

by Holland Bach June 23, 2009

Touched

A person that is sexual molested in high school, moves away to another city and gets a buzz cut.

John: Why does Dan always have a buzz cut whenever he gets a hair cut.

Frank: I think he was touched back in Miami.

by Chino Grife June 24, 2009