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Thornton Spear

A sexual act of putting the three innermost fingers together while the pinky and thumb spread apart from "The Spear", then spear the girl right in her vageesh. Or butthole. Your preference.
Guy: So did you give your girlfriend the Thornton Spear??

Ridgehead: DEEERRRRPP!!!
by Rectalrocketbike October 17, 2011
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Toonami

A Saturday night block on Adult Swim (formerly Cartoon Network) that broadcasts anime to all the kids who're staying up without their parents' permission and adults who want to see some titties. Best known for its' host, an incredibly sexy robot named TOM who attracts an audience of 13-year-old females that're now horny for his sexy-ass build. (Believe it or not, he was even more sexier at one point in the CN run.)

Currently showing Dragon Ball Z Kai (what the poor 25% of young female audiences who aren't turned on by TOM and thus need help get off to, has lots of screaming), One Punch Man (a show about a Marty Stu named Saitama who does Marty Stu things with the constant "I Just Want to Be Normal" cliché), Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans (giant robots), Hunter x Hunter (a Naruto ripoff starring a blatant Ash Ketchum ripoff who runs around fighting people older than him), Naruto Shippuden (the actual Naruto, just a ninja doing ninja things), One Piece (a bunch of pirates eating fruit and getting magical powers and finding treasure and fighting zombies), and Parasyte -the maxim- (a guy whose arm has a mind of its own and thus fucks shit up).

They announced that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (a guy fighting a male version of Sakuya Izayoi with plenty of ORAORAORAORAORA) is airing on Toonami this October, but we're all waiting for The Intruder III to air in November so we can finally kill the Shogo 162 era. Everybody watched the second just for TOM's arm being rendered useless!
I watch Toonami for TOM, he's so damn hot
by IDONTMIND August 25, 2016
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toon pang

an animated woman who gets you hard
that Jessica Rabbit is the hottest toon pang I've ever seen!
by The DR April 21, 2003
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Tiny Toon Adventures

A show, by Steven Spielberg, that was largely popular in the early 90s. TTA featured witty comedy, pop-culture comedy, and wacky hilarity in a Looney Toons fashion. Memorable characters based on the original Looney Toons, and a host of A-List voice actors were amongst the show's lineup.

Largely regarded as one of the best cartoons to span the 90s next to "Animaniacs", "Ren & Stimpy", and "Freakazoid", it spanned over roughly 100 episodes, and still has a cult following today. The main characters of the show were Babs & Buster Bunny, Plucky Duck, and Hamton Pig.

One full-length movie, ending the series on a high note, was released. "Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation" is considered by many to be the end of the series, as the only episodes released after that were specials and reruns. The series is supposed to have a DVD release, according to Warner Home Video.

The "Tiny Toon Adventures" theme is by far one of the most popular and memorable TV themes of the 90s. Arch0wl even made a Stepmania file to it, where people can step to the arrows of the song. It tanked, however, because it was made very early when he was extremely inexperienced. There have been numerous versions of the theme available for download on the internet, including versions in Japanese and French.

In all, there were 98 episodes that weren't a special or a movie.

TTA first aired in Sept 14, 1990, and discontinued it on Feb 12, 1993. The last bit of original TTA material to air was on May 28, 1995.
Tiny Toon Adventures, you remain with us in our hearts for all the good times you gave us.
by Arch0wl December 16, 2006
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toon blast

A toon blast takes place while you are having intercours with a girl and you ask her to think of the penis of her favorite animated character while sticking at least one (but not limited to) finger up her rectum.
by Bballz40 May 23, 2018
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Thornton

The Ghetto'ist town on earth. The average life expectancy is about 6 months. Our beautiful downtown includes the longest running post office in America. Also, there is a hair salon and some stupid yoga place. About 4 years ago it almost burnt to the ground, good thing it did not because it should be the capital.
If you go to thornton, you better watch your back, or else you wont live long son.
by Phyliss Simmons July 13, 2006
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toon toon

Toon toon is a person that is considered to be half-witted and deprived of common sense. It's a person that is generally only capable of handling trivial tasks at best, but believes they are worthy of higher status and capable of achieving more. Common behavior of Toon Toons result in immediate failure or embarassment. Actions of Toon Toons create widespread humiliation and have negative effects on those close to them.
I'm new in town and just looking for a toon toon to drive me around all day.
by ToonToonCreator September 29, 2011
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