by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007
Get the a toolmug. Someone whose self esteem is so low that they feel the need to post half naked photos of themselves as their default pics on social networking websites in order to get people to look at them.
I thought he was weird until I saw his facebook....he actually took a half naked pic of himself and used it as his profile. Now I just think he's a TOOL!!!
by tool slapper September 2, 2010
Get the toolmug. "did you watch american idol last night?"
"why would I ever watch that show? everyone on it is a tool. especially ryan seacrest"
"why would I ever watch that show? everyone on it is a tool. especially ryan seacrest"
by teddybeast January 19, 2010
Get the toolmug. Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
by pseudonym135 October 13, 2011
Get the toolmug. The act of a person draping their arm over a date or significant other to rest their arm and seemingly show affection. Hand must hang loosely over the shoulder as if the shoulder is purely an arm rest.
by hoferwannabe June 14, 2019
Get the Toolingmug. People that go to the gym and wear cutoffs to flaunt their muscles when there is nothing or next to nothing there. These tools can often be found looking at themselves in the mirror giving a nonchalant flex every now and then to make sure they are still "ripped". Can be found in large packs at any college weight room. Often listen to their rap music while lifting, throwing out the rapper hand everytime their favorite part of the song comes up.
Kid 1: "Why is that kid wearing a cutoff when he isn't even that big?"
Kid 2: "O its cause he is a tool"
Kid 2: "O its cause he is a tool"
by Will Monte May 29, 2010
Get the toolmug. 
Get the toolmug.