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help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
by lone potato May 6, 2018
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toaster

An especially useless piece of computing equipment. Old hardware only good for heating things up.
That XXX server is essentially a toaster.
by lantz July 12, 2006
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Toaster Strudel

n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.
Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
by YDM May 26, 2014
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Brave Little Toaster

The Brave Little Toaster is an animated movie which was created in 1987.

According to IMDB this is the plot:
When a young boy and his family don't come one year to their holiday home, their household appliances, led by the toaster think their master might be in trouble. They decided that rather than stay where they are, they'll try to find them. So beings a dangerous and amusing adventure through the countryside and into the big city.
by Hand of Fate May 1, 2009
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Toathian

The type of person who is usually loud, somewhat obnoxious, tries to be friends with everybody, always wants to 'fistbump' or some other variation of that, and makes up a lot of stupid catch-phrases. Usually of the male gender. Note: Toathians seem to be especially common at school, but some can also be seen at the workplace or out in public. Also, they often enjoy playing xbox (mostly only in their stages of early development, although some can carry this trait to adulthood), and sports.
Toathian: Yooo, Noah! What's goin' oooonn, brahh? Fistbuuuump! Fistbuuuuuuump! That's it brosef, bringin' it home!

Other guy: Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
by C-Miller August 28, 2010
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toastmaster

toastmaster is a form of:

toast·mas·ter Noun /ˈtōs(t)ˌmastər/
toastmasters plural

An official responsible for proposing toasts, introducing speakers, and making other formal announcements at a large social event

Web definitions

Toastmasters International (TI) is a nonprofit educational organization that operates clubs worldwide for the purpose of helping members improve their communication, public speaking and leadership skills. ...

toastmaster - the person who proposes toasts and introduces speakers at a banquet

Toastmaster is a general term, prevalent in the United States in the middle 20th century, referring to a person in charge of the proceedings of a public speaking event. ...

Toastmaster started out in 1921 as the name of one of the world's first automatic electric toasters for home use, the . Since then the Toastmaster brand has been used on a wide range of small kitchen appliances , such as coffee makers, waffle irons, toasters, and blenders.

toastmaster - A member designated to act as the meeting host, introducing the different segments and participants in the evening's program.
Hi is a best toastmaster.
Toastmaster is in my kitchen.
by sokratbg April 13, 2011
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Weaponized Toaster

The best gender that is way better than being a normal toaster, to be a weaponized toaster you must have eaten toast, made toast, have a weapon, not identify yourself as a male or female, and make toaster sounds.
I heard you where a weaponized toaster Ryan

Yes being a weaponized toaster is great, it is the best gender you should be a weaponized toaster too.
by 10/10 toaster February 7, 2020
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