All-Timers Disease

A very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. Causes the infected person to have a need/desire to poop at an irregular daily. The All-Timers Diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you poop, leading to them getting angry at you for pooping every time you're about to go somewhere. No diagnosis has been found yet.

Jeffy - "Yo man lets go smoke this j"

Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"

Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"

Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"

by Flippy55 June 28, 2010

Tiberius

From the 2009 Star Trek, Tiberius is synonymous with "awful".
The original phrase it came from: Tiberius? That's the worst!

I can't go to the KISS concert because I have a test the next day. It's so Tiberius!

by Trekker102 November 1, 2009

tiberious

liking feminine men with strange facial hair

Don't mess with that guy, he is such a tiberious.

by lirpattey May 6, 2010

Old timer

When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.

He's been in the shower for almost half an hour now! He must be giving himself an old timer.

by Waldoski November 28, 2007

Tigerian

A Tiger Like Man, Generally Found It Tribes Or Pacs Never On Its On Own, Always Fight Over The Women. Tigerian Are Simply Tiger People

Omg WTF ITS A TIGERIAN!!
A Tiger Man?
AHHHH

by DarkestLust January 21, 2009

two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

................................................

Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

titering

the act of acting like a tit.

david:"what is michael doing?"
fiona:"dont know but he appears to be titering!!"
david:"what a tit!!"

by lexie0811 December 14, 2008