Thirsty cow 

1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money

Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs

E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"

Thirsty cow by sallyhally October 26, 2017

Thirsty Milkman 

A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.

After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.

Thirsty Milkman by On the Buses February 2, 2018

Thirsty poodle 

An extended slightly robust labia poking out like that of the tongue on a thirsty poodle.

Taking my thirsty poodle out for a walk...

Thirsty poodle by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018

thirsty jack 

A red Chevy Bolt. A car that has neither gasoline drink, nor sexual companionship.

He went to the dealership and bought himself a thirsty jack.

thirsty jack by Zepher Man Boy January 10, 2019

thirsty firsty 

Your best drinking buddy, your first call when you’re thirsty for the booze.

Opposite of ‘nasty lasty’

Imma getting wiv my thirsty firsty this Friday.

thirsty firsty by Frogmella-bella February 29, 2020

thirsty ass dude 

a guy who will. jump at any oppertunity to have any and every chance to have any interaction with a female

look at this thirsty ass dude

thirsty ass dude by bearmace041 November 25, 2020

Thirsty Monkees 

Overly horny males usually found pestering desirable but uninterested women who try to hard and generally don’t get the message their attention is unwanted

“Geez, this app is filled with dic pics and Thirsty Monkees”

Thirsty Monkees by HeyitzHelium January 12, 2022