Pretzel Mix

A proper noun for one whose body is so full of yeast and salt that it's possible to produce Pretzels or other bakery products.

Pretzel Mix was so irritated by salt she began to rant and yell at small children.

by Ryvet October 17, 2008

Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

Starner pretzel

The act of in which one wraps a woman into a pretzel and she pisses all over him

Last night I put her in the starner pretzel and then my parents kicked me outta my house

by Cfbbcc January 19, 2021

mercantile pretzel

A man fucking a woman while being fucked in the ass.
Mercantile is a popular gay bar in the heart of California's capital city, Sacramento, leaning it's name to the the said "pretzel"

Treighton was in the middle of a mercantile pretzel

by Shayded September 23, 2015

Hetzels Pretzels

A shop where you can buy your local edibles from ice and stare at magnificent walls.

Yo ice when u opening up Hetzels Pretzels, I’m tryna get gassed up rn with ur weed pretzels.

by Ryan O’Connell November 22, 2019

crotch pretzel

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.

Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!

by dannybot+2 December 3, 2009

pretzel face

Acne so bad it looks like the salt on a buttered pretzel

She got an ass but damn her pretzel face ruins it

by Spooky nun June 3, 2016