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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

Dharok The Wretched 

The scariest motherfucker to exist.
Luckily only inhabits [Runescape]... So far
Remember, If Dharok The Wretched appears, you're fucked.

Banging your fucking head against the wall 

A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.
Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.

The Walking Dead: the Game 

The Walking Dead: The Game is a post apocalyptic video game, released in 2012, and developed by TellTale games, about a 37 year old history teacher, convicted of murdering a state senator (Lee) finding an orphaned girl (Clementine, age 8) two days after a zombie apocalypse breaks out.

Over the next few days, they meet a Floridian redneck man named Kenny, his Belgian wife, Katjaa, and their dim witted son, Duck, who is older than Clem by two years. The group travels to Macon, Georgia and meets a group of survivors in Lee's parents' old drugstore, Lilly, a young woman in the military, Larry, Lilly's father, Carley, a reporter with a gun, Doug, an IT technician, and the TV/Comic series favorite, Glenn.

Over the next few months, and Doug/Carley (depending on your choices, but I usually save Carley)'s death, they meet a survivor named Mark, a cannibal family (who, spoiler alert, kill Mark and eat his legs), a high school teacher, David, and his two students, Ben and Travis, a hobo named Chuck who owns a freight train, a young couple, Omid, a Persian man who loves Civil War stuff, and his hot headed girlfriend, Christa, who also happens to be pregnant.

(Omid, Christa, and Clementine are the only ones, besides Kenny expected to make an appearance. Clem will be the playable protagonist for S2.)
I love this game so much. The Walking Dead: the game is amazing.

maudlin of the Well

Pioneers in the art of Astral Metal. The band released three albums on Dark Symphonies: Their first, "My Fruit Psychobells...A Seed Combustable", and the twin albums "Bath" and "Leaving Your Body Map". They disbanded after the release, but many of the members have continued in a band called Kayo Dot.
maudlin of the Well's music is a true treat for the adventurous.

I am the walrus

Something you say when you are the walrus.
I am the walrus by Ollie B. December 24, 2008