A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)
Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock
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Tried to name the mtn the ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug . Although it rhymed it was to long of a title and voted down by the naming commission 🥺
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A mildly valuable item discovered in the bowels or auxilliary to something of comparably lower value.
"I found a timex watch in the trunk of that wrecked Kia."
"Aw damn .... two dimes on the belly of a biscuit!"
"Aw damn .... two dimes on the belly of a biscuit!"
by Lil' Ree-Ree June 20, 2017
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Get the Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. mug.When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.
by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013
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He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
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Specially when these rims are spinnin' like windmills, its Ice Thirty-Two Below, Minus The Wind-Chill."
by 2E-Z December 9, 2004
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