The Arizona Funnel

The action of closing a womans "clitoris" after squirting Carolina Reaper juice inside the "vaginal area"

WheN my wife wanted to spice up thing in bed, I had to give her The Arizona Funnel

by 1037464628 September 1, 2023

The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004

the jimmy funk

say you got got the shimmy and the shakes and you don't know why. You may be a victem of ... The jimmy funk. This is an odd condition where ones body is imbued with pure funk at its jimmiest. This can result in odd behaviour such as unsolisited dancing and or a wicked bad album. You never know if it'll get you next.

Holy shit I just felt a funk.
Was it kinda jimmy?
I think it was.
You just got the jimmy funk.
Oh.
No what?
I have an a ensatiable desire for some cherry pie.
Now that funk is jimmy.

by Miles Forrester December 29, 2004

The Big Funny

When someone is plain retarded...

O man... u have The Big Funny

by GayWhoreSlut May 30, 2018

The big funny

Someone who cannot spell hilarious correctly and therefore calls it the big funny instead, not to be confused with the big sad.

Persona 1: Hey look at this it’s heler- hala- hiler-..
Persona 2: What are you trying to say
Persona 1: The big funny. >:(

by You're_so_gay January 19, 2021

The Farrelly Funk

When a family has a scent that’s so strong that it can not be explained by conventional science.

Dr Fauci this week had to explain the disturbing smell emanating from Short Hills New Jersey. It could only be explained as the Farrelly Funk! -2007

by Innocent bystander 01 November 28, 2021

the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.

I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel

by mrB2B April 13, 2022