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Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.
Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.
by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023
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DM

DM means Direct Message.
What It Means: Twitter’s Direct Message feature lets you send private messages to your friends, or receive private messages from anyone. It’s especially useful for sharing information you don’t want to post in public, like your phone number or address. “DM” is slowly becoming the default way of telling someone to message you privately, much like “PM” in the past for personal message/private message. For example:
DM me your contact number plz!”
by drpokewolf March 13, 2018
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I like dm sn nznbzc xc. c
by anonymous March 5, 2021
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DM Me

Yeah, dawg, you can just do that. There's literally nothing stopping that from happening... Unless there is... In which case I'm totally unaware of the things that is stopping people from doing that.
Hym "No, see. His point about compassion mirrors my rhetoric about charlatans using religion to gain unearned moral authority BUT IT DOESN'T WORK because 'compassion' doesn't have the same level of moral significance as 'the decree of a cosmic entity that burns your soul forever.' It only works if you CONFLATE 'God' with 'Any higher-order abstraction the motivates behavior.' Which is what he (Jordan Peterson) is doing. And the reason what HE is doing is WORSE is because NOT EVERYONE ELSE IS CONFLATING 'GOD' WITH 'ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION.' So, using compassion is BETTER than using GOD, shit-brain. They are not the same. Like, at least you're pretending to be compassionate rather than pretending to be the mouth piece of a reality monster that controls your life and burns your soul forever... But, yeah, just DM me or something dawg. You know how the thing is going to work right? Yeah, you know it. I'll wait."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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camping DMs

The act of sitting in one’s DMs, even though there isn’t a conversation going on, in anticipation of a getting a message.
Wow why you camping DMs bruh
by RaidenSears August 17, 2023
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DMS

Abbreviation for the Bronx NYC brotherhood of the “Dead Man Squad”, a brotherhood based on the support and survival of its member from the hands of suicide. A family.
Hey bro when are we meeting with DMS, its been a while.
by Dark_Ozone July 5, 2021
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My Dirty DM's

My Dirty DM's is a term used to describe what you and your friends find on the dark side of Instagram. Whether it consists of small women being carried in trash bags, a man fucking a rubber chicken, or videos of kids pulling out guns in school. These also consist of a lot of Spongebob memes.
When I looked at My Dirty DM's I orgasmed so hard my chicken laid a elephant.
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