telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.

John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.

by cinti August 24, 2006

telecangs

Being pregnant in the mouth

My nigga Tatiana was sucking WAY too mcuh dick that she got telecangs!!

by jhhffd October 26, 2007

telecheating

(1) When a female or male mate sees an atractive woman or man and express thier feelings to their mate.

(2) When your partner masturbates to celebrity seen on a movie or television excessively.

Robert: oh man I saw my wife looking at John Cena excessively.

Andy: You better watch out before she starts telecheating on you

by Willie dizzle November 23, 2007

telecall

Slang for calling someone on the telephone.
Partial British influence
tele short for telephone + call

I'll keep you in the loop via text or telecall

telecall me after work

by Ali.star19 March 4, 2008

tele-whore

Someone who is always talking on the phone, and flirting most of the time.

John: Hey Bob, wow, is Brittney still talking on the phone?

Bob: Yeah, she been talking to the same guy for hours now.

John: Wow, what a tele-whore.

by Caleb W. March 11, 2008

Telecrasination

Telecrasination pronounsed
(tel e kras tin ay' shun)

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only siz inches away.

Your sitting in you living room, and the phone rings,but you don't answer it until its rung around 2-3 times. Telecrasination.

by jphw March 25, 2009

telecrap

When one person who is taking a crap talks to another person who is also taking a crap over the telephone. With a cell phone you can also text-crap.

Today I telecrapped my girlfriend over my lunch break.

by traile6669 February 2, 2010