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teets

To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.
Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."
by SrBlanco November 15, 2005
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teenspeak

Internet slang mainly used by fat, lazy, and/or stupid teens who's iq is 100x their weight. Catagorized by stupidly acronymizing three letter words that only take about a quarter second of typing. (people who spell you wrong, i'm especially talking to you!)
whitgrl24:omg y u bi disin n mi?
Me: because you're an idiot, now stop using teenspeak or i'll use this rake to cut your heart out, then pee on it
by Theamazingbender October 19, 2006
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Teeks

Slang in the UK for 'The Kissy Whisperer' otherwise known as Monks or Barry.
Oh my God... Teeks won't stop kissing his bird!
by general-legend July 14, 2011
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Busted Tees

A tee shirt company that caters from high school to college age kids with terrible shirts with "witty" saying on them usually indicative of current events.

Also featuring the SAME red headed girl wearing said T-Shirts who isn't attractive in every single photo that they seem to produce.
A: "Hey did you see that Busted Tees Ad?"

B: "You mean the one with the busted girl?"

A: "Yeah, the red head"

B: "Yeah, she sure is fucking ugly"
by Joey Kola December 9, 2008
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teesh

Man it's so hot I'm about to rip off my teesh
by chaseshamy May 24, 2017
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teefs00p

THE HOTTEST MF THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MM VORES teefs00p??????? ILY MARRY ME 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 ILL DO ANYTHING FOR U 🥵🥵 i love u so much ill do anything for ur bitch ass mwa
and when i see u..and u act like a baka

teefs00p is blankgguk3s(blankclit) wife/husband!! Theyre amazing and are goals for life!!!! No arguments!!!!! 🫀🫀🫀
by Blankgguk3 March 12, 2021
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chicago teens

a chicago teen is the perfect type of teen the reason that they are not overly wealthy like new york, la or just regular suberban teens. chicago teens take the cta and publish ab it way too much but it’s the usual as for no one has the money or effort to get uber’s taxis or rides anywhere. girls love wearing those small backpacks and the drug dealers love wearing chrome backpacks. the true teen is usually a public school kid because those fuckin private school kids are overly obsessed with clout and like to buy their instagram followers. the public schoolers have their own idea of clout, however, and boys love to hu w girls for the clout or do anything at all to become “relevant”. the average chicago teen is also overly obsessed with lolla and chance the rapper. most chicago teens really know how to get popped by the cops by fucking up kids houses that don’t through ocs and throwing rocks through the window while they’re high or drunk. but to conclude, chicago teens are the fuckin best and they know how to party.
those chicago teens, they know how to party
by hiitsmeyou January 5, 2019
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