Twatting

When Girls talk shit about guys right near them on Twitter.

Girl 1 (Via Twitter) : "This Guy sitting next to me in class is a Total Ass Bandit ". #Twatting

by Where's The Queef? September 15, 2012

twatting

When a person goes down on a female and spends to much time, when it becomes more of a nuisance then a pleasure.

My boyfriend thought he was making me happy, when in reality I had to kick him out for twatting

by pfunk815 June 23, 2010

twatted

sent a lame tweet; usually indicating that the sender is pussying out of something

He twatted at the last minute to say he's not coming. I know he's not sick and he's certainly not doing anything better.

by rhinozrus March 20, 2011

twat

The past tense of the verb "to twitter"

"I twat my friend yesterday."

by jake5253 June 15, 2009

Twat

Someone who excessively uses the popular social networking site, "Twitter". Also, someone who talks excessively of twittering tweets on Twitter, or uses other obnoxious words like Tweeple, Tweetup or Twictionary.

My Twitterati friends and I have been on Twitter way longer than you, Twerp.

That makes you a Twat, right?

by The (other) One March 15, 2009

twat

pregenant fish or just a complete fucking idiot

my fish is a stupid twat!

by jackmears January 6, 2007

twatting

screwing,riding,

" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"

by captain perrins May 20, 2003