twart

A tweet by an asshole.

Did you read that twart from Kanye?

by skinnybuddha July 5, 2012

twaffling

The act of telling for twatwaffles.

I'm out twaffling.

by blakwulf March 11, 2014

Twart

1. Tattoo on or near the pussy. A tattoo to the rear of the bush is actually taint stamp but is often considered to be twart.
2. Quiff or a pussy fart.

I bet your snatch was sore for a week after you got that new twart.

by Overclock February 4, 2015

twart

A twart occurs when a person is twerking on another and either intentionally or accidentally farts on them while they're twerking.

Mabel ate beans earlier on the night of the party, so she accidentally twarted on her boyfriend.

by CatDaddi323 May 23, 2014

tarfubar

T.A.R.F.U.B.A.R is an acronym for:

Things Are Really Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

When a situation has reached the point that neither TARFU nor FUBAR alone provide a sufficient summation.

As to the status of the network, TARFUBAR.

by HHMCAMERON June 11, 2014

tearfuljoy

1. killer of all humans
2. is a very sexual person will do anything to dick down any niggas
3. will kill if not satisfide

im so tearfuljoy right now

by the_unforgiviable_bff November 13, 2016

twaffler

Someone who smells like a waffle twat. Such as Scottie Phillips or Damon Phillips.

Scottie and damon are such twafflers.

by bitchbitch31 December 31, 2016