Stop touching kids

When you tell someone weird to stop touching kids

You: Hey Jeff

Jeff: Want to see the kids in my basement

You: stop touching kids

by Findlay Rimmr August 30, 2020

My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

by BionicNoob November 7, 2019

Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists

It's a variation of the Eiffel Tower you still have the guy standing getting head and the guy doing the girl in the ass but then you have another guy underneath doing her in the vag the two guys up top slap hands and you have two additional guys getting hand jobs from the woman on the sides.

"So me and the boys Eiffel Tower With A Strong Base And Tourists a bitch after two of her buds came in, whopped their cocks out and became tourists"

by WeWe Baguette December 10, 2019

Party Tourism

Travel on the cheap.Party tourists travel whenever possible, and take great pride in exploring and experiencing areas off the beaten path with little more than a wallet and beer in hand. Immersion with the local populace is key. Breaking bread with our bretheren and then heading to the local discoteque is a classic expericence shared by many party tourists. Party Tourists abided by the 30% rule...30% of the time you must be drinking. The official beer of Party Tourism is Hite Prime

Hey Austin...Party Tourism..Tokyo..be there!

by AIRFORCE_ANDY December 9, 2008

Tough shit

Badass way of saying too bad.

A: Excuse me, but your smoke is going all over us.
B: Tough shit, fuckface.

by sajux March 2, 2015

the touch

Something you can have. It can help you defeat decepticons, or seduce women. Nothing is impossible if you have the touch, including unlocking the autobot matrix of leadership.

Ways to tell if you have the touch:

You never get hit when your back's to the wall.
When all hell's breaking loose you are riding the eye of the storm.
You get put to the test but it is never enough.
You're at your best when when the going gets rough.

Often, people with the touch also have the power.

Yao Ming has got the touch tonight!

by TheWizardof207 March 7, 2004

russian touchdown

When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.

Cody didn't sit with us at lunch, so we gave him a russian touchdown. "Sputnik has landed!"

by SAM1 October 14, 2013