System of a Down

Alternative Music. Great Band

Serj Tankian- lead vocals
Daron Malakian- guitar, backing vocals
Shavo Odadjian- bass
John Dolmayan- drums

"Banana banana banana TERICOTTA, banana TERICOTTA TERICOTTA PIE"
or
Person 1 "Lets listen to system of a down"
Person 2 "who?"
Person 1 plays cd
Person 2 "They're f***ing awesome!!"

by £iÄnÅ November 19, 2006

system of a down

System of a Down are a great band.People who say they shout and are crap are just too stupid to get it.

SOAD fan: Have you listened to system of a Down?
Random crowd follower:Is it rap?
SOAD fan:Er..no
Random crowd follower: I hate them.
SOAD:but you just said...
Random crowd follower:Watever homie, I'm off to listen to ma bangin choons.

by xXDemiXx December 28, 2005

System of a Down

A mainstream alt-metal band of Armenian descent. They are considered a political band despite the fact that most of their songs have nothing to do with politics, though they do concern moral/ethical issues at times. They are not left wing or right wing (they criticize both in their songs, so if you think they are just trendy Bush-haters, you are wrong) but moderates, and anti-war. One of the few nu-metalers from the '99-'01 years to survive the test of time, because they are actually good.

System of a Down saves heavy music once again from metalcore garbage and nu-metal cliches.

by Latz July 26, 2005

the system

what needs to be brought down. down with the system, down with society. the fall of the human race is inevitable... let's do it in the most fun way possible. no laws except your own. someone wrongs you, you punish them, in whatever means you feel are right. no age limits on all the shit everyone wnats to do. all of modern technology, without the order, dullness and inequality in society. did you dream of growing up to be a 9-5 worker, living a mediocre life? fuck the system; everyone should get what they deserve, be it good or bad.

what to we need?

revolution.

who against?

society.
order.
governments.
the world.

by crap December 10, 2004

System32

A folder that should be deleted if you want to make your computer run much faster. It can easily be found by using the windows search function. Only works with Window OS. Try it!

Tard: I just deleted the System32 folder and now my computer runs much faster.

by PRiCKSTER44 April 1, 2010

System of a Down

An alternative/experimental metal band with 4 current members that stayed together since and brought back great music into the mainstread. All the members of SOAD are of Armenian heritage and are grandsons of Armenian Genocide survivors.

Their lyrics are somewhat simple yet they have a deep meaning once you finally get the point to those songs (which are either very, VERY political or social).

A ton of people confuse System of a Down as a nu metal band because they happen to debut their first album when a bunch of new bands amerged in the same year and they have somewhat similar styles... although SOAD has disnounced that they are nu metal.

They are currently on hiatus.

Oh, and they are as pop music as Britney Spears is to metal... nice thinking, retards.

Memebers: Serj Tankian, Daron Malakian, Shavo Odadjian, John Dolmayan

Albums: System of a Down, Toxicity, Steal This Album!, Mezmerize, Hypnotize

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 2, 2007

Universal Female Rating System

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.

Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."

by KyleFPS October 28, 2008