Squid Shit

When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.

Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.

by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014

squid stepping

The act of walking across a field of squids, much like stepping on hot charcoal.

Hey bro! Wanna go squid stepping later?

by SquidStepper69 March 23, 2016

The Brown Squid

A act of fore play where the woman takes her hand and sticks her thumb up the mans anus and uses her other fingers to wrap around the mans testicles, moving them like tentacles on a squid.

Donald is getting the brown squid tonight by his new wife.

by 1DrunkSmurf December 19, 2013

mother fucking little squid

another word for the s word. Squid or swine or more kind and mannered words. Squid could also be used as a nickname. Serge the wise uses it as his.

you stupid squid. Or MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE SQUID!

by squidthegreat123 October 27, 2014

parking the squid

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.

Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.

by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016

squid pro row

Not being able to understand a certain phrase that is said to you.

"RRiigghhhht Dr.Evil squid.. pro.. row?"

by austin powers January 31, 2004

squid-goat

Someone who is large in the torso and small in the legs. Also someone who is small in the torso and large in the legs. Two unmatched halves in one person, like a squid and a goat.

Damn, that girl is squid-goat.

by phlglyshk April 27, 2011