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swiss-roll man

A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.
Friend: "Hey, pass me a Swiss roll."
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"
by bestmanstealer March 14, 2019
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Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.
She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.
by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019
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swiss whisper

A term to define something pathetic or small, coined by Chris Fleming in his 2020 video “You All Slept on Klobuchar”
Taping down your B-cups and putting a duvet over your Swiss whisper of a nose does not trick me, Zelda.
by Mike Reynolds December 17, 2020
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swissbeatbox

The central hub of almost all good beatboxing videos. No the name does not mean it's only swiss. If you want all modern and old school beatboxing be sure to check swissbeatbox out on yt.
"This is a big shoutout to swissbeatbox and my friend Pepouni" *starts beatboxing*
by Prizmabeatbox March 8, 2021
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swiss and ham

This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".
Stewart: "Ham and swiss, more like SWISS AND HAM!"

Literally everyone else: "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"
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Swiss Tractor

A swiss footballer called Xhonkey who has been playing against Arsenal for the last 5 years stinking up the pitch at Emirates stadium. He is known for his backpassing and statpadding progressive passes by passing the ball to wingbacks. He is as slow as a tractor and has one good game in 20. He has costed Arsenal several matches with his errors and red cards.
The swiss tractor dropped an absolute stinker today and costed us the game.
by stevealex June 29, 2021
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Swasshole

brooo my swasshole is too wet
by *~Bunny~* <3 December 20, 2021
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