Swiflie

If you took a blender and blended retardation, autism, political extremism, depression, hatred, failure, bitterness, and anonymity into a mobile app smoothie then you'll get Swiflie.

Fool: Hey this Swiflie app seems pretty cool, I'm gonna try it
Wise man: Don't! This app has reduced many intelligent proud souls into shells of themselves. This is a dark place where intelligence goes to die.
Fool: Too late you fat white conservatard nigger

by industrial October 31, 2018

robert swift

the face of the NBA. not only is he tall, but he owns the boards too. straight out of bakersfield california, swift's career high is 8 points.

Greg: did you watch the sonic game last night?
Jerry: no, but i heard robert swift dominated
Greg: yeah he had 6 points and 5 rebounds

by shitnigga April 2, 2007

Taylor Swift

An amazing country-pop singer. Some people don't like her music, but it is about love, growing up, family, and things that really go on in people's lives. She is beautiful, and unlike other female celebs, she got famous by her music, not by acting like a slut.

Taylor Swift: sings songs at concert

fan: I want to be just like her!!!!

by TaySwiftyfan13132 December 12, 2011

Swife

Noun. A wife who is prepared for anything. Similar to a Swiss Army knife.

"I wish I had some floss."
Wife hands husband some travel size floss!
Wife is obviously a swife.

by Dejemi June 2, 2013

Taylor Swift

The fierce motherfucking queen of the world. The end.

Feeling like a Taylor Swift today

by 1989<3 May 15, 2015

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift in an American singer and songwriter. She just rerecoded her album from 2008 Fearless now it's called Fearless Taylor's version. She is absolutely intelligent and beautiful. She just won a Brit award. She has a boyfriend his name is Joe :) (Joe Alwyn). She has three cats (Meredith Grey, Olivia Benson and Benjamin Button). And I'm sure she's bisexual ❤️.

If you're depressed or you're really sad go on YouTube type Taylor Swift and listen to her music :*

by full.moon.13 May 15, 2021

Taylor Swift

A "country" singer who has a large following of girls aged 10-18, thinking the are "big country fans" even though the only "country" they listen to is Taylor Swift. Her music is actually pop with a bit of fiddle and a fake southern accent, making up the "country" aspect of her music.

13 y.o. girl: OMG!1!!1 dID U gEt teh NeW TAy sWiFt aLbUm? ItS HeLlA raw!!11! ivE aLWaYs bEEn a BIG coUnTRy faN!!1!!

Actual country music fan: Taylor Swift isn't country (throws ipod filled with songs by George Strait, Hank Williams Sr. and Jr., Alan Jackson, Randy Travis, etc. at her)

by 3803 July 15, 2009