Swiflie

If you took a blender and blended retardation, autism, political extremism, depression, hatred, failure, bitterness, and anonymity into a mobile app smoothie then you'll get Swiflie.

Fool: Hey this Swiflie app seems pretty cool, I'm gonna try it
Wise man: Don't! This app has reduced many intelligent proud souls into shells of themselves. This is a dark place where intelligence goes to die.
Fool: Too late you fat white conservatard nigger

by industrial October 31, 2018

Swiflie

4chans wannabe rapey brother gone mobile. Swiflie is an app full of sheltered misogynistic basement dwellers showing off their hate for humanity itself. They also pride themselves in being "the wittiest people on the internet" while hiding themselves as anonymous, which is dumb since all they post about are dog rape, getting fucked by blacks, drama amongst retards, polls on utter fuckery, Muslim genocide, @chris and @aims, fat shaming and everything that makes you lose faith in humanity. Some of these users seem to worship the app they originated from, Yikyak/Candid, and will occasionally post about it being so much harder better than swiflie but can't do shit since it's dead just like their useless life.

A little piece of advice if you're going to download Swiflie, don't. If you comment on a post, you better be prepared to be downvoted to hell or get a fucked up reply followed by a gif reaction and you'll be fucked with notifications if your views aren't exactly the same as the ugly thots, beta white knights, antisocial lesbians and virgin alt-righters. Swiflie is also full of unoriginal jokes, and overused memes that should've died a long time.

If you are ever lucky to dm someone attractive rest assured they are either a catfish or they are more fucked up than you are. If you've ever fallen in love on Swiflie you will be sure to find your shared nudes in the NSFW group. On the plus point you can wank off to them along with the million other nudes of ex-rape victims.

Swiflie retard 1: I want to have sex with you.
Swiflie retard 2: Gtfo London Herd you bloody yank!
Swiflie retard 3: Muricas the bestt. Hail Kekistan! REEEEEEE

by Clitasaurousrex December 9, 2017

Cleveland Swirlie

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.

Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

by A WHITE GUY July 2, 2014

Swiftie

Obsessive fan that knows everything about pop/country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.

Talk bad about Taylor infront of a swiftie and your asking for death

by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016

Swiftie

Taylor Swift's fans who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and tell her how much she has changed her life and what she means to said person.

OMG YOU ARE SUCH A SWIFTIE

by taylorswift'snumberonegirl March 7, 2018

Swiftie

A Taylor Swift fan that places her above god. You will find more success hiring a swiftie than a PI. They pick up on everything. And assemble armies on twitter if someone insults one of the hairs on her head.

Fan: Yh I love Taylor her music is so catchy
Swiftie : I’ve memorised the lineage of her Cats

by Reddeservedagrammy May 27, 2018

Swiftie

A girl or boy who fangirls over anything and everything Taylor Swift does. They often have a tumblr account and post about Taylor on there. They always have Taylor's back and are obsessed with the number 13 and cats. They are incredibly sweet and when Taylor cries they cry. When Taylor laughs, they laugh. They often show up to her shows wrapped up in Christmas lights shining like a star. Or make big posters to show her how much they love her. Overall Swifties are very spirited and always shake the haters off.

Omg look at that Taylor Swift shirt. They have to be a swiftie!!

by Claraswiftie13 April 18, 2018