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If you took a blender and blended retardation, autism, political extremism, depression, hatred, failure, bitterness, and anonymity into a mobile app smoothie then you'll get Swiflie.
Fool: Hey this Swiflie app seems pretty cool, I'm gonna try it
Wise man: Don't! This app has reduced many intelligent proud souls into shells of themselves. This is a dark place where intelligence goes to die.
Fool: Too late you fat white conservatard nigger
Swiflie by industrial October 31, 2018
4chans wannabe rapey brother gone mobile. Swiflie is an app full of sheltered misogynistic basement dwellers showing off their hate for humanity itself. They also pride themselves in being "the wittiest people on the internet" while hiding themselves as anonymous, which is dumb since all they post about are dog rape, getting fucked by blacks, drama amongst retards, polls on utter fuckery, Muslim genocide, @chris and @aims, fat shaming and everything that makes you lose faith in humanity. Some of these users seem to worship the app they originated from, Yikyak/Candid, and will occasionally post about it being so much harder better than swiflie but can't do shit since it's dead just like their useless life.

A little piece of advice if you're going to download Swiflie, don't. If you comment on a post, you better be prepared to be downvoted to hell or get a fucked up reply followed by a gif reaction and you'll be fucked with notifications if your views aren't exactly the same as the ugly thots, beta white knights, antisocial lesbians and virgin alt-righters. Swiflie is also full of unoriginal jokes, and overused memes that should've died a long time.

If you are ever lucky to dm someone attractive rest assured they are either a catfish or they are more fucked up than you are. If you've ever fallen in love on Swiflie you will be sure to find your shared nudes in the NSFW group. On the plus point you can wank off to them along with the million other nudes of ex-rape victims.
Swiflie retard 1: I want to have sex with you.
Swiflie retard 2: Gtfo London Herd you bloody yank!
Swiflie retard 3: Muricas the bestt. Hail Kekistan! REEEEEEE
Swiflie by Clitasaurousrex December 9, 2017

Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.
Obsessive fan that knows everything about pop/country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.
Talk bad about Taylor infront of a swiftie and your asking for death
Swiftie by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016
Taylor Swift's fans who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and tell her how much she has changed her life and what she means to said person.
A Taylor Swift fan that places her above god. You will find more success hiring a swiftie than a PI. They pick up on everything. And assemble armies on twitter if someone insults one of the hairs on her head.
Fan: Yh I love Taylor her music is so catchy
Swiftie : I’ve memorised the lineage of her Cats
Swiftie by Reddeservedagrammy May 27, 2018
A girl or boy who fangirls over anything and everything Taylor Swift does. They often have a tumblr account and post about Taylor on there. They always have Taylor's back and are obsessed with the number 13 and cats. They are incredibly sweet and when Taylor cries they cry. When Taylor laughs, they laugh. They often show up to her shows wrapped up in Christmas lights shining like a star. Or make big posters to show her how much they love her. Overall Swifties are very spirited and always shake the haters off.
Omg look at that Taylor Swift shirt. They have to be a swiftie!!
Swiftie by Claraswiftie13 April 18, 2018
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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