1 definition by industrial

If you took a blender and blended retardation, autism, political extremism, depression, hatred, failure, bitterness, and anonymity into a mobile app smoothie then you'll get Swiflie.
Fool: Hey this Swiflie app seems pretty cool, I'm gonna try it
Wise man: Don't! This app has reduced many intelligent proud souls into shells of themselves. This is a dark place where intelligence goes to die.
Fool: Too late you fat white conservatard nigger
by industrial November 1, 2018
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