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fuck me swinging

When a gay man is getting boned in a sling, he is getting fucked while swinging.
Man in gay sauna to man in sling: "Do you mind if I blow in your poop hole"
Man in sling: "Yeah dude, fuck me swinging!"
by corndog99 November 16, 2011
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Spanging

To smack that troll-faced moron from The Ting Tings in the face with a spade.
"I was spanging her for a while until my arms got tired, and now they're both going under my new patio" - twentynine
by twentynine June 29, 2008
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Swaning

To put your balls inside her during an orgasm.
Dude it was so cool when I was swaning with her last night. My balls were so wet.
by Burg1985 January 15, 2009
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Big Swinging Dick

A cross country runner who cares primarily about his rank among his teamates, not among his competition from other teams

A runner who begins a race or training run hard and then proceeds to fade steadily ultimately getting his ass kicked

A runner who goes all out like an idiot on monda and tuesday workouts, and has jack shit left for the rest of the week
"John was in the lead for the first 2 miles, but he had nothing for the last 3. He'd be a decent runner if he didn't try to be such a Big Swinging Dick."
by Joe's Hole August 28, 2009
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Swannington

A place in the heart of England where 'cools' are brought up.
Consisting of about three roads, some famous people spent large amounts of times growing up in Swannington.
To live in Swannington is treated like a gift from God, as there are many ways to have fun:
Basketball
Risk
Football (Soccer)
Walk about
MacDonalds
KFC
Person 1: "Hey do you want to come round tonight? I'm getting a party together"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I'm heading in to Swannington, it should be a late night, packed with Risk"
by Lukebonz July 9, 2007
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swinging set

Figuratively, a man’s balls. Stones, i.e., fortitude. Guts.
Doctor: “I’m gonna write you a Rx for a swinging set (or swingin’ set), and I strongly suggest you fill it right away.
by Crustynoze October 11, 2007
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swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger
oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight
by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013
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