Smuldering

When a man covers another mans face with his ball sack.

Josh and Brett's date ended with a smuldering and ball sweat radiated off both Brett's face and Josh's ball sack

by Lovi84 September 21, 2018

simulposted

The process of two people writing, and particularly posting to a bulletin board at roughly the same time, each not knowing the other was doing so. It is off particular significance when similar points are being expressed in each post.

Yes, those tires' traction was awesome. Apparently we "simulposted!"

by ribick December 29, 2018

Smullett'd

The Act of Having Been Caught in an Attempt to Bamboozle the Media into Promoting an SJD "Social Justice Dogma"

Tenet (ie: Black Lynching, Transgender "Rights", “Islamophobia”, BLACK Lives Matter, Feminist "ManSplaining", "Woke

Bait", "Safe Spaces")

Academic: Dude, You "Smullett'd" the Shit Out of Everyone with Your GQ Article on "The Canine 'Rape culture'"

NYT Ombudsman: We at the New York Times Wish to Apologize to Our Readers for Being "Smullett'd" by the Author's of 'The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct'

by @BachBone42 February 23, 2019

simul poop

When you and your girl decide to poop in the same toilet, in bob sled position. Aka the simul poop.

Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”

by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019

Smule

Smule is a word Asian women find hard to pronounce

Young Asian girllll said I can’t get this bloody smeeelll to work...

Smule is not smeellll

by Dick-glitter July 29, 2019

Simultype

when two or more individuals respond simultaneously to a chat or text message in a manner that creates confusion.

I was telling Zak that I liked his idea, but then he made a second suggestion that I hated, and since we simultyped now he has the wrong idea!

Zak 10:14am: Do you want to go to the mall?
Zak 10:22am: Or maybe the see the new Kevin Smith movie?
Tom 10:22am: Yes, I love that idea. Let's do THAT!
Zak 10:22am: Sweet just hit purchase on the tickets!
Tom 10:23am: What? No! I hate Kevin Smith movies?!

by Funnyguy0818 May 7, 2020

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020