When ya take home the 40 something year old Bird from the pub whos been playing the maori piano and smoking holiday reds home for a slay and she winds up giving you a handjob while coughging up 3 cigarette butts and a lung
justin "hey matt how was that rattly old thing you slayed last night? matt" didnt even fuck her ay she just gave me a rattly sue and coughed all over my chest"
A common reply from pissed off folks, esp. popular in people from some South Asia country.
"Doctor, it's been a week and my procelain crown is hard to chew with, and cause my gum bleeding and..."
(Bobbling) "Don't you dare leave a bad review on Google or I will sue you for slander! My cousin is a lawyer! I WILE SUE YUU!"
A female character who is so perfect that she is annoying. The name originated in a very short Star Trek story that mocked the sort of female characters who showed up in fanfiction. It usually refers to original female characters put into fanfiction, but can refer to any character.
Mary-Sues are characters who are usually extraordinarily gorgeous, amazingly talented, unusually powerful, and exceedingly attractive to whoever the author has a crush on. They often possess ridiculously fancy and pretentious first names -- Angel, Raven, Jewel, Lorelei Bianca Julia Marizza Snape -- and are very, very annoying.
Mary-Sue is often abbreviated to 'Sue.' The male equivelant is either Marty-Stu or Gary-Stu.
Your Buffy fanfic has a problem. Her name is Alayne Lorelei Gemma Jeshika Shanna, she has violet eyes and raven hair, curves in all the right places, is more powerful than Willow and a better fighter than Buffy and Faith combined, AND Spike is in love with her. She's a total Mary-Sue, and she's really annoying!"