perfect stranger

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.

I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.

by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008

"creepy stranger"

It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.

Wendalynn needed another man's touch but instead resorted to a "creepy stranger".

by Viet Phan December 9, 2008

stinky stranger dick

Something shannon gets all the time

"I'm so tired of stinky stranger dick"

by Theactionbutton May 31, 2018

stranded

Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced

'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."

by gabith November 20, 2011

flesh stranger

n. A person with whom you have never been naked or semi-naked.

We thought that we'd got to a stage where we could have sex, but it's so hard to take your clothes off around a flesh stranger.

by Bernard McGraw November 25, 2009

Strangerk

1. Someone you don't know who treats you rudely
2. an asshole from somewhere else
3. A creep you've never seen before

1. I was having a good day until some strangerk with out-of-state plates cut me off in traffic.
2. Why do people act like such strangerks when they go somewhere on vacation?
3. I looked out my window and saw some strangerk watching me from the bushes.

by William Reef January 25, 2013

Stranger Touch

A game which you play with 2+ players where the players touch strangers and aim not to get caught. Bonus points for creepiness, pinning the blame on a friend or touching seemingly scary people.
NB Best played drunk

"I just got caught stranger touching that guy. Looks like its game over for me."

by guesshoomuthafka July 17, 2014