starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.

John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.

by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020

Starting to get sad

A phrase meaning when someone or a conversation is starting to get really pathetic.

Dude 1: BLAH BLAH BLAH. YOU SUCK DUDE GET A LIFE TRASH.
Dude 2: Bro, this is starting to get sad. Grow up.

by anonymous December 25, 2020

stitching the spine

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.

Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.

by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021

Stitting

When you sit on a pair of tits and take a shit.

Me and Stacy's mom decided to experiment in the bedroom and try stitting.

by PrinceTheyThem June 11, 2021

Smithing

The gradual process of lynching each and every member of the Smiths because (in particular Morrissey).

'Yo Lydia, you down for some Smithing this weekend?'

by hydra247 August 6, 2021

Smithing

The coordinated and systematic lynching of all members of the popular band 'The Smiths', in particular, lead singer and frontman Morrissey (who is critically acclaimed for being a creepy wanker and rape apologist).

"Hey Lydia! I heard Morrissey defended Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein on their rape allegations, down for some Smithing this weekend?"

by hydra247 August 7, 2021

Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish

He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night

by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022