Michigan Squeezing Twat

Michigan native who you are trying to pass or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.

I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.

by norm the plum June 5, 2017

Passionately Speaking

A "rational explanation" for unexpectedly changing your voice's volume when talking about a topic which you are "passionate" about. It can be mistaken for anger but it is hard to tell the difference

I am NOT angry at you. I am just passionate. I am passionately speaking that you can't tell me what to eat!

by srz2 December 14, 2017

Jesus Speaking

The art of Jesus speaking,talking to dead people through a microwave.

Frank : What are you going to do today?
Anthony : I'm going to do some Jesus speaking
Frank : Who will you talk to?
Anthony : Actually whoever replies lol.

by Zxkred June 22, 2018

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

To speak of a conversation that is imaginative and yet hypothetical and that is not a waste of time to speak about

I love to have hypothetical speaking imagination conversations with my friends.

by Shanti Stuffman September 30, 2022

Methaphorically Speaking

explaining the 'why' behind anything a crack head posts on the internet

Anything R4TM said is just messed up, methaphorically speaking. He's just a crack head!

by gregster@TTPG August 1, 2009

Squeezing the Lemon

The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.

"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"

by LLLLL December 5, 2004

speaking moistly

Speaking while spitting

If people want to wear masks, that is OK, it protects others more than it protects you because it prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them

by Canadianajv April 8, 2020